The Sud, The Bad and The Ugly

The Sud, The Bad and The Ugly

Released in 1995, this non-canon western version of Suddard was written and directed by Dynamo Whoosh and starred Wallace Simpson as The Sud with No Name.

Synopsis

A group of Native Americans are traveling through the wilderness. They are attacked and killed by a vicious bounty hunter called Bad Guy. Bad Guy is looking for some mysterious gold that is rumoured to be in the area. When The Sud accidentally saves a young woman from bandits, he is given a map to the gold and told that it is part of a set of 500 rumoured to be up in the hills. Refusing to go after the gold, The Sud leaves town, but he is ambushed by an ugly and crippled man who steals the map. The Sud decides to hunt the ugly man down and punish him as the man is wanted in three states. The Sud plans to give the money to his poor town of Tumbleweed Horton. The Bad Guy also decides to go after the bounty at the same time, giving up on the gold.

Sud and Bad meet and team up to catch "The Ugly Man" and split the profit. Neither trusts the other and this is further fueled when Bad learns that Ugly has the map. After many run-ins with gangsters and various other obstacles, the two catch Ugly and tie him up just after Ugly finds the gold. Bad quickly turns on Sud and demands the map. Sud is aware of this and shoots Bad dead before he can kill him. Sud boots Ugly in the balls and takes the gold, pissing on Ugly as he does so. Sud then reveals that he lied about the poor villagers all the way through the film and that he is in fact the bad guy. He leaves Ugly for dead and flees to Chicago to blow the gold on gambling and prostitution.

Trivia

This film one an award for best lighting in a Suddard film.

Chice Santiago who played Ugly Cripple was in fact even uglier in real life and had to wear a mask for the part.

He won an award for best mask wearing in a feature film.